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Cracked ribs

Manse

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Just found out i've had a couple of cracked ribs for nearly 3 weeks, No wonder the pain wouldn't go away :proud:
Went on the pop at a party with m8 and site member Brooksy and ended up on a bouncy castle, them things n vodka don't mix i can tell you now.
But wife finally dragged me up the Hospital today cus she was sick of me moaning.
 

mozr

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You could have told her that all women are biblically broken ribs anyway, 'so shut up'.

That is, if you don't like sex.
 

mozr

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That was a solid reference.

Pithy, rather than laugh out loud, I would agree.

As your signature suggests, you are not above a lame pun.
 

Manse

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They was getting alot better till the Doc pushed them in with his hand, Now they hurt even worse then when i did it lol. Almost headbutted the poor guy when he pushed has he was standing in front of me when he did it :CRYBABY:
 

saints33

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That really hurts, m8. Hope he give you good painkillers and ibrufphen like I was given
 

mapman

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Just found out i've had a couple of cracked ribs for nearly 3 weeks, No wonder the pain wouldn't go away :proud:
Went on the pop at a party with m8 and site member Brooksy and ended up on a bouncy castle, them things n vodka don't mix i can tell you now.
But wife finally dragged me up the Hospital today cus she was sick of me moaning.
if it was bad they could take out the damaged rib and put in a funny bone lol i know its painfull it takes weeks and i mead weeks you bend the wrong way and you ean the ground been there
 

allanj

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That was a solid reference.

Pithy, rather than laugh out loud, I would agree.

As your signature suggests, you are not above a lame pun.

No ! I'm above a lame senior member it seems.
 

mozr

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No ! I'm above a lame senior member it seems.
/mozr ponders whether to get down and dirty, and takes the Hamba/karym6 Gandhi route and walks of into the distance, with a beatific smile on his face.