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couple of quickies

allanj

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Blind Mans Dog
The blind man was out walking with his Guide dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.
Having watched what happened, a passer by said,
"Excuse me, why are you patting him? That dog just pissed on your leg!"
"I know," said the blind man, "but I've got to find his head before I can kick his arse.

Silent fart
An elderly couple was attending church services,
about halfway through she leans over and says,
"I just had a silent fart what do you think I should do?"
He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."