Corny 1 Liner Thread

Why do women get married in white.
All household appliances come in white.
 
Why do women get married in white.
All household appliances come in white.
Just told that one to the missus matey......not heard anything back,it's as if she's not speaking to me!!!
 
Just told that one to the missus matey......not heard anything back,it's as if she's not speaking to me!!!

Just tell her straight you want words with but only after she has cooked and cleaned up mind you. 🤫😉
 
A few puns make me numb,........but Maths puns make me number!
 
Just told that one to the missus matey......not heard anything back,it's as if she's not speaking to me!!!
Put your glasses on Bob, you have been talking to the washing machine for the last hour. Your Mrs went to bingo with the girls. 🙄😉
 
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