Corny 1 Liner Thread

[Sandra51]

 

[silverdale]

 

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[miggy]

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Cracking joke mate but it's no yolking matter. They was all at a rave last week. You should have seen them all scrambling for the door when the police arrived.

 

[Sandra51]

 

[Sandra51]

 

[miggy]

 

[dar1437]

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States . One mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well.
So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.'
The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
“Which part did you get?”

 

[Sandra51]

 

[Sandra51]

 

[Sandra51]

 

[Sandra51]

 

[dar1437]

 

[muskrat]

 

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[miggy]

 

[silverdale]

 

[dar1437]

 

[miggy]