Corny 1 Liner Thread

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A few weeks ago my mate asked me why I don't go to the Chinese takeaway any more, I told him I can't go there now, the fit girl serving there gives me an instant boner and it's too embarrassing.
He said, 'all you need to do is tape it to the inside of your leg, that'll stop it misbehaving and away you go'

I thought I'd give it a try.

I seen my mate again tonight, he asked me how it went.
I said, 'well I went in there and she asked me what I wanted, but she must have been getting ready to go out as she was wearing a tiny skin tight top with her nips showing, and a tight pair of white shorts'

-'what did you order?' he asked me.

I said I didn't get chance to order anything, I kicked her in the chin and then went home for a w@nk.

 

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