Contagious

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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My Grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my Dad says it will take the contagious."
 
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