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Choose Chelsea.
Choose overbearing arrogance.
Choose winning 1 league title in 50 years and acting like you’ve won 10 in a row.
Choose spending £400,000,000 in 3 years and claiming to have ‘earned’ success.
Choose almost failing to beat Wigan.
Choose playing the most boring football seen for years and having the cheek to claim that you are great.
Choose Frank Lampard’s expanding waistline.
Choose waving hands in the air trying to get opposition players booked at every opportunity.
Choose Claude Makelele constantly committing the ‘intelligent foul’ for 90 minutes.
Choose paying £24m for Didier Dogface Drogba. Choose paying £19m for Ricardo Carvalho. Choose spending £21m on Shaun Wright-Phillips and desperately trying to convince yourselves that he’s worth it by begging for him to be in the England team ahead of Beckham. Choose wasting £10m on Tiago.
Choose Terry and Lampard spending 20 minutes doing their hair before each game and still looking ugly as sin.
Choose listing umpteen reasons why Chelsea are so great and then admit to not supporting them before 2002.
Choose confusing thinking you’re good with people making mistakes against you.
Choose tapping up everyone in sight.
Choose John Terry claiming to be the best defender in the world despite hiding behind Makelele for 90 minutes.
Choose claiming to be the most loyal fans in the country despite not even being able to sell out the pathetically small Stamford Bridge.
Choose to see yourselves as one of the giants of continental football when you've never even reached a European Cup final in your entire history.
Choose Frank Lampard & Joe Cole and their complete inability to speak the English language.
Choose not shutting up about Liverpool’s winner in the Champions League despite you getting more favourable refereeing decisions that any other team in history.
Choose getting away with breaking every rule in the book.
Choose John Terry always looking confused when in an England shirt.
Choose Michael Essien and his bone shattering ‘challenges’ that go unpunished because he pretends to be injured.
Choose Frank Lampard shooting whenever he gets the ball and then thinking hes god because he scores with 10 deflected free kicks every season.
Choose Jose Mourinho embarrassing himself in an American Express advert, and then suffering further humiliation after copyrighting his name.
Choose being the most disliked team in the history of the premiership.
Choose Chelsea
Choose overbearing arrogance.
Choose winning 1 league title in 50 years and acting like you’ve won 10 in a row.
Choose spending £400,000,000 in 3 years and claiming to have ‘earned’ success.
Choose almost failing to beat Wigan.
Choose playing the most boring football seen for years and having the cheek to claim that you are great.
Choose Frank Lampard’s expanding waistline.
Choose waving hands in the air trying to get opposition players booked at every opportunity.
Choose Claude Makelele constantly committing the ‘intelligent foul’ for 90 minutes.
Choose paying £24m for Didier Dogface Drogba. Choose paying £19m for Ricardo Carvalho. Choose spending £21m on Shaun Wright-Phillips and desperately trying to convince yourselves that he’s worth it by begging for him to be in the England team ahead of Beckham. Choose wasting £10m on Tiago.
Choose Terry and Lampard spending 20 minutes doing their hair before each game and still looking ugly as sin.
Choose listing umpteen reasons why Chelsea are so great and then admit to not supporting them before 2002.
Choose confusing thinking you’re good with people making mistakes against you.
Choose tapping up everyone in sight.
Choose John Terry claiming to be the best defender in the world despite hiding behind Makelele for 90 minutes.
Choose claiming to be the most loyal fans in the country despite not even being able to sell out the pathetically small Stamford Bridge.
Choose to see yourselves as one of the giants of continental football when you've never even reached a European Cup final in your entire history.
Choose Frank Lampard & Joe Cole and their complete inability to speak the English language.
Choose not shutting up about Liverpool’s winner in the Champions League despite you getting more favourable refereeing decisions that any other team in history.
Choose getting away with breaking every rule in the book.
Choose John Terry always looking confused when in an England shirt.
Choose Michael Essien and his bone shattering ‘challenges’ that go unpunished because he pretends to be injured.
Choose Frank Lampard shooting whenever he gets the ball and then thinking hes god because he scores with 10 deflected free kicks every season.
Choose Jose Mourinho embarrassing himself in an American Express advert, and then suffering further humiliation after copyrighting his name.
Choose being the most disliked team in the history of the premiership.
Choose Chelsea