A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, <br />"What is your occupation?"<br />The woman replies, "I'm a whore."<br />The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."<br />The woman says, "OK, I'm a prostitute."<br />"No, that is still too crude. Try again."<br />They both think for a minute, then the woman says, <br />"I'm a chicken farmer."<br />The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"<br />"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year!"
