Chicken and the PIG

[fatspanner]

>> A married man, having spent the evening getting quite looped with
>>his
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>> buddies, shows up at home very late.
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>> He looks quite disheveled and has a live chicken under his arm.
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>> His wife was waiting inside the door with her hands on her hips
and
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>> steam coming out of her ears.
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>> The husband slurs, "Here is the pig I've been screwing."
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>> The wife says, "That's not a pig, you drunk idiot, it's a
chicken".
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>> The husband replies, "I was talking to the chicken."

 

[viamphie]

oh god dont quit your day job.......just kidding that was pretty good im gonna use it down the boozer