Celebrity psychic Uri Gellar was found dead

[Paul-K]

Apparently, he was washing the back of his neck and his head fell off :JAWS1:

I'll get my coat.....

 

[witchy]

I'm laughing, but I'm trying not to.

 

[Baaheeduk]

If only that was true......I hate that prick!.......lol

 

[manutd4life]

havnt heard that one for quite a while, heres anothe sh1te one.
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walked into the chippy last night just before closing and asked them,"do you have any chips left?"
the man said, " yes we got loads left."
i said " well you shouldnt have made too many then."


paul can i lend your coat as my coat as fooked off in disappointment

 

[RAB - P]

that's as bad as these old ones

Arthur Daily Died

what happened?

He fell off the back of a lorry

Ken Dodd Died

diddy?

No Doddy

 

[hawkish]

When Uri actually dies it should def be posted in the fun and laughter room -
he is such a tosser!