Celebrity psychic Uri Gellar was found dead

Paul-K

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Apparently, he was washing the back of his neck and his head fell off :JAWS1:

I'll get my coat.....
 

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havnt heard that one for quite a while, heres anothe sh1te one.
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walked into the chippy last night just before closing and asked them,"do you have any chips left?"
the man said, " yes we got loads left."
i said " well you shouldnt have made too many then."


paul can i lend your coat as my coat as fooked off in disappointment
 

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that's as bad as these old ones

Arthur Daily Died

what happened?

He fell off the back of a lorry

Ken Dodd Died

diddy?

No Doddy
 

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When Uri actually dies it should def be posted in the fun and laughter room -
he is such a tosser!
 
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