A man walked into a car showroom and spotted the car of his dreams. He walked over to inspect it. As he bent over to feel the fine leather upholstery, he broke wind. Embarrassed, he looked around nervously to see if anyone was nearby. A salesman approached and said, "Good day, Sir. How may I help you?"
The man replied, "What's the price of this car?"
The salesman answered, "Frankly, Sir, I'd rather not say."
He said, "Why not?"
The salesman said, "If you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
The man replied, "What's the price of this car?"
The salesman answered, "Frankly, Sir, I'd rather not say."
He said, "Why not?"
The salesman said, "If you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
