England supporters awaiting the arrival of the 'World Cup express' are advised that due to a points failure and subsequent derailment at Cape Town, the 22:12 from Cape Town has been cancelled.
Further bad news as the road north has been blocked by a large number of wheel less chariots. Police advise that any owner of a vehicle unable to swing low, should call south African emergency services on 0900-GETITUPYEEZ, and await the arrival of someone coming for to carry them home.
Kind locals are believed to be keeping distressed England supporters supplied with large amounts of humble pie, although sour grapes are available if necessary.
:Cheers:
Further bad news as the road north has been blocked by a large number of wheel less chariots. Police advise that any owner of a vehicle unable to swing low, should call south African emergency services on 0900-GETITUPYEEZ, and await the arrival of someone coming for to carry them home.
Kind locals are believed to be keeping distressed England supporters supplied with large amounts of humble pie, although sour grapes are available if necessary.
:Cheers: