Breaking News!!!!

[HibbyDave]

England supporters awaiting the arrival of the 'World Cup express' are advised that due to a points failure and subsequent derailment at Cape Town, the 22:12 from Cape Town has been cancelled.

Further bad news as the road north has been blocked by a large number of wheel less chariots. Police advise that any owner of a vehicle unable to swing low, should call south African emergency services on 0900-GETITUPYEEZ, and await the arrival of someone coming for to carry them home.

Kind locals are believed to be keeping distressed England supporters supplied with large amounts of humble pie, although sour grapes are available if necessary.


:Cheers:

 

[HibbyDave]

Come home agent Capello return to Tartan Army headquarters mission accomplished

England are to replace the 3 lions on there shirt with 3 tampons to represent that this is the worse ever period in their history

The ball was in, the ball was out, in, out, in out the ref was in no doubt, the Germans going through and the English going out that's what it's all about, Oh do the hokey cokey.


It's just been announced on a Sky news flash that the England team's flight will arrive at Edinburgh airport on Monday night so they can receive a hero's welcome


In the jungle,a South African jungle, 3 lions sleep tonight, cause in the morning, the early morning, they have to catch a flight, a win away a win away a win away, all sing along now


Oh stop it....:roflmao:

 

[Baaheeduk]

Job Vacancy: Welder required - London Area. Must be able to put roof back on bus.

Whats the difference between a Russian Linesman and a Uruguayan linesman? About 2 feet and 44 years!

Wunderbar: German for 'Under the bar', 'Over the line, back out again' and 'Get it right up ya!'

 

[Munkey]

The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town yesterday. 'It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jamal aged 6.

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David Blaine is said to be gutted because his record of doing **** all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney.

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The England team will make history tomorrow, they will be the first white men to land into England told to **** off back to Africa.

 

[gasman]

HEAVY WEATHER WARNING ANNOUNCED FOR THE UK ....... Apparently there's a huge shower of shit flying in from South Africa