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As my wife regained consciousness after a six month coma, the doctor said: "She's awake sir, you can speak to her." "Ok" I said, "I'll ask you again, and this time I want the truth... where were you 'til midnight?"
 

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As my wife regained consciousness after a six month coma, the doctor said: "She's awake sir, you can speak to her." "Ok" I said, "I'll ask you again, and this time I want the truth... where were you 'til midnight?"
'cause I can't find my van keys!
 

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Also, where's the remote for the telly.??
 

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As my wife regained consciousness after a six month coma, the doctor said: "She's awake sir, you can speak to her." "Ok" I said, "I'll ask you again, and this time I want the truth... where were you 'til midnight?"
gotcha!

you meant to ask if she's remembering that old banger having resemblance to yours, that knocked her out cold
 
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