As my wife

[sticky]

As my wife regained consciousness after a six month coma, the doctor said: "She's awake sir, you can speak to her." "Ok" I said, "I'll ask you again, and this time I want the truth... where were you 'til midnight?"

 

[Atasas]

As my wife regained consciousness after a six month coma, the doctor said: "She's awake sir, you can speak to her." "Ok" I said, "I'll ask you again, and this time I want the truth... where were you 'til midnight?"

'cause I can't find my van keys!

 

[snp-g]

Also, where's the remote for the telly.??

 

[edneysis]

LOL really funny!

 

[miggy]

Get my tea on I haven't eaten properly for 6 months

 

[Atasas]

As my wife regained consciousness after a six month coma, the doctor said: "She's awake sir, you can speak to her." "Ok" I said, "I'll ask you again, and this time I want the truth... where were you 'til midnight?"

gotcha!

you meant to ask if she's remembering that old banger having resemblance to yours, that knocked her out cold