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A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her handbag
And tries to write with it.
When she realises her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted bank clerk
And without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some arsehole's got my pen!'
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her handbag
And tries to write with it.
When she realises her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted bank clerk
And without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some arsehole's got my pen!'
