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A true story


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Mar 24, 2005
was out a few week ago in nottingam with mates...on a mates stag do. Anyway not being locals, we'd all booked rooms 4 the night.

waking up the next morning, thought i'd look through the draws. The top draw of course contained a copy of the bible. Anyway, a loose page was half dangling out of the bible looking at me like. So like any normal individual, I thought i'd take a closer look at it.

On closer inspection it read summing like if u have an alcohol problem, please ring...

Anyway, like any normal bloke would, i decided to ring the number.....turned out to be....the local off license.