if u think life is bad how would u like to be an egg u only get laid once, u only get smashed once, it only takes 4 mins to get hard, only 2 mins to get soft, u share ur box with 5 other guys, and after 3 mins in the hot tub, u get your head smashed in and then u get a good poking by a load of soldiers, but worst of all the only chick that ever sat on ur face was ur mum so cheer up ur life aint that bad.
