Good shout on the Oddfellows, cheers. Funnily enough, one of my mates growing up used to call them Craigneuk balls, the pish was duly ripped out of him
Argentina chews were another tooth rotting confection I had forgotten.
Carluke steak, now there's a phrase I haven't heard for almost 40 years. It's up there with a piece 'n' mouse meat
Floral gums were an abomination. It was impossible to eat them without at least a 1/4lb adhering to your molars. I hear that Vito Corleone ate Floral gums.
I also have my own teeth. I keep them in a jar by my bedside.
Back in the day when we raced ours cars around the area, the cross at the Crown was a great place to dodge the lights.
Also, the downward facing lights inside the Crown disco looked like pillars. Many's a time I spilled a pint trying to walk around them.