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BRIAN1956

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Two dyslexic skiers are standing at the top of the ski slope about to ski
down it. They're arguing about whether you zig-zag down the mountain or
zag-zig.

A guy appears - they call him over and one of them says 'Listen, we're
dyslexic skiers. Should you zig-zag down this mountain or zag-zig?'

'Don't ask me' the guy replies, 'I'm a tobogganist.'

'Okay then' says one of the skiers, 'just give us twenty Silk Cut and a box of
matches.'
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A medieval Jewish astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die.
Sure enough, the woman died a short time later.

The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and commanded him: "Prophecy, tell me when you will die!"

The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him immediately, no matter what answer he gave.

"I do not know when I will die," he answered finally.



"I only know that whenever I die, the king will die three days later."
 
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