- Joined
- Sep 5, 2016
- Messages
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Here are the top 15.
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- "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.'' Ken Cheng
- "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book.'' Frankie Boyle
- "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?'' Alexei Sayle
- "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her.'' Lew Fitz
- "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated.'' Andy Field
- "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant.'' Mark Simmons
- "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it...'' Jimeoin
- "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house.'' Ed Byrne
- "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine.'' Olaf Falafel
- "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!''' Alasdair Beckett-King
- "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.'' Angela Barnes
- "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.''
- "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it.'' Phil Wang
- "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark.'' Adam Hess
- "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act.'' Tim Vine
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