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After the three fans were then told that the disabled section was full – Manchester United has only 120 seats for wheelchair users – they were taken to their seats and had their crutches and walking sticks taken away during the game. Greater Manchester Police confirmed to the Telegraph that an officer was told by a steward that ground regulations prevented the supporters’ entry and that, after the officer called the stadium control room, he was told the fans could use their walking aids to get to their seats and they would then be returned after the game.
A survey of Premier League clubs by the Telegraph showed that just three of the 20 stadiums currently reach recommended spaces for wheelchair users. The Football Task Force, of which the Premier League was a part, said in 1998 that these numbers should apply to all grounds and these guidelines were then also outlined in the 2003 Accessible Stadia guide for new stadiums.
Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur are all in the bottom half of the Premier League table for their relative provision, despite generating hundreds of millions in revenue each year and being among the top 15 richest clubs in the world. With campaigners losing faith in the willingness of the Premier League to force change, even after the announcement of a new £5.136 billion broadcast deal, they are now preparing to take action both through Parliament and the courts.
A survey of Premier League clubs by the Telegraph showed that just three of the 20 stadiums currently reach recommended spaces for wheelchair users. The Football Task Force, of which the Premier League was a part, said in 1998 that these numbers should apply to all grounds and these guidelines were then also outlined in the 2003 Accessible Stadia guide for new stadiums.
Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur are all in the bottom half of the Premier League table for their relative provision, despite generating hundreds of millions in revenue each year and being among the top 15 richest clubs in the world. With campaigners losing faith in the willingness of the Premier League to force change, even after the announcement of a new £5.136 billion broadcast deal, they are now preparing to take action both through Parliament and the courts.
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My brothers father in law was at the Emirates last year for a game against man city he's in a wheel chair and he says the staff, stewards, everyone inside the stadium was so helpful and and caring and has nothing but praise for for the way he was treated
New species of ancient Human finally gives scientific explanation for Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney
Anthropologists are rejoicing today after discovering the remains of a new species of human that began the evolutionary trail that led to the existence of Wayne Rooney.
The unusual creature is thought to have both ape and human-like features, and has recorded over 100 appearances for the England national football team.
As for the human remains recently discovered in Ethiopia, they include jaw bones and teeth which are roughly 3.5 million years old; very close to the age of Bruce Forsythe’s first set of dentures.
“This ancient human has a very large jaw, and relatively small teeth” said Dr. Hamish McShovel, who led the excavation.
“Obviously this is very exciting for the scientific community; Wayne Rooney is one of the final stumbling blocks in our understanding of evolution, and to find what could very well be a direct ancestor of his allows us to do that.”
“The ancient remains were found with the same grimace that Rooney strikes whenever he scores a goal. The resemblance is quite remarkable.”
“He was even found lying alongside the remains of what we believe to be an elderly woman.”
Dr. McShovel will present his findings to the British Museum of Evolutionary Science next week.
The speech is expected to be a sell-out event for the evolution crowd, as not much has happened since Darwin died.
Wayne Rooney has been invited, but it’s doubtful he will be in attendance as he will struggle to say the phrase “British Museum of Evolutionary Science” to a taxi driver.
“That’ll be due to the big jaw and small teeth” said Dr. McShovel.
Wayne Rooney
Anthropologists are rejoicing today after discovering the remains of a new species of human that began the evolutionary trail that led to the existence of Wayne Rooney.
The unusual creature is thought to have both ape and human-like features, and has recorded over 100 appearances for the England national football team.
As for the human remains recently discovered in Ethiopia, they include jaw bones and teeth which are roughly 3.5 million years old; very close to the age of Bruce Forsythe’s first set of dentures.
“This ancient human has a very large jaw, and relatively small teeth” said Dr. Hamish McShovel, who led the excavation.
“Obviously this is very exciting for the scientific community; Wayne Rooney is one of the final stumbling blocks in our understanding of evolution, and to find what could very well be a direct ancestor of his allows us to do that.”
“The ancient remains were found with the same grimace that Rooney strikes whenever he scores a goal. The resemblance is quite remarkable.”
“He was even found lying alongside the remains of what we believe to be an elderly woman.”
Dr. McShovel will present his findings to the British Museum of Evolutionary Science next week.
The speech is expected to be a sell-out event for the evolution crowd, as not much has happened since Darwin died.
Wayne Rooney has been invited, but it’s doubtful he will be in attendance as he will struggle to say the phrase “British Museum of Evolutionary Science” to a taxi driver.
“That’ll be due to the big jaw and small teeth” said Dr. McShovel.
You really do have an obsession mate.
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You mean to the pig Mr gasman?.
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You mean to the pig Mr gasman?.
Now Mr Miggy, do you remember seeing this headline...
What happened???
They came fourth pmpl.
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