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Hi When I use abm for example it creates files within etc/enigam2 ie autobouquet.sat_sky_england.1000.tv and so on. How do I rename the files without the bouquets disappearing in dreambox edit? Thanks Sent from my GT-I9100P using Tapatalk

Hi I'm going to purchase a vu duo 2, I'm looking to get an extra tuner to pickup freeview channels through a virgin cable. Do I need a dvb-c/t or a dvb-c/t/t2 tuner module? Thanks Sent from my iPad Mini using Tapatalk

Hi, Does anybody know how to run rats channel/picon updater scripts automatically using Cron timers? I've set the command to usr/script/rat_plugin_picon.sh but it doesn't seem to run at the specified time. Using vix zeus 018 on a solo 2 Thanks Sent from my GT-I9100P using Tapatalk

When Brendan Rodgers said he thought Liverpool could finish second I didn't realise he meant in every game.

So Derek Branning has been having sex with someone he shouldn't and goes to light up a cigar. Will the BBC ever learn?

Safety matches are so clever. It's such a comfort knowing that my children won't be able to light them unless they somehow manage to find the box that they're stored in.

I came home from the pub really drunk last night. As I staggered into the living room and sat down on the sofa, my wife looked at me and said, "Can't you just go out and have a couple of drinks?" "Of course I can," I replied, standing back up. "Just let me get my coat."

I was playing Football Manager on my PC when I was offered the Scotland job. I knew it was a sh*t squad with no future, so I declined the offer. I then put the phone down and got back to Football Manager.

Nadine Dorries is the first MP to enter the 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here' jungle. It will be nice to see an MP eating b*llocks rather than talking b*llocks for a change.

The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked. They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it.

That SatNav I bought from Audley Harrison is f*cking useless. All it does is say "Take a right" and then stops working.

I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said, "Ok, what have you done now?" "I slept with your sister," I replied. "What? And you think a bunch of flowers are going to make me forgive you?" she screamed. "What the fu*k are you on about?" I replied. "They're for your sister."

I saw some gorgeous identical twins standing at the bar last night. I staggered over and said, "Do you ladies fancy coming back to my place for a threesome?" "You're drunk aren't you?" they asked. "No," I slurred, "What makes you think that?" They said, "I'm standing here on my own."

My wife accused me of being a bad father when I refused to check under our three year-old son's bed after he cried about monsters under his bed. How ridiculous, if I was such a bad father then I wouldn't have shared my LSD with him in the first place.

An American couple got into my taxi and said they wanted to experience a typical British cab ride. So I put Punjab FM on the radio and drove like a cu*t.

"He's at rest now." said my sister. "Yeah," I replied. "Poor bastard never had a moment's peace in his whole life." We just stood there, gazing at our dad, as he smiled down at mum's coffin.

i'm using vu+ player on my ipad 2 but everytime i change over the channels it switches over the box to the same channel....is there a way to stop it from doing this?

Update from the ferrari team regarding vu clones! Hello guys, recently we have got another update by VU causing kernel panic. We are working on SECURITY IC update. There are some holidays in progress now so expect the update by end of August. Meanwhile use older images, you can see confirmed as...

Crimewatch: 48 year old shopkeeper Javed Ali was brutally stabbed and after 2 weeks lying in a coma his family had to make the agonising decision. To shut the shop and go visit him in hospital.

I'll never forget my wife's last words. "Enough,"she said."That hole's twice the size we need for my mother's body."