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ok, I know most of you probably not into american football but superbowl is one of the most watched items on tele. Streets a little deserted. I was a a superbowl party, big projector tv in a room at the park, kids playing outside, bbq and beer flowing. So good afternoon. Now one of the...

Little Johnny says to his mam is it ok to have a willy? Yes said his mum why do you ask? Cos dads upstairs sweating like mad trying to pull his off

I've never tried this before but posted on USA version of hotukdeals I am getting it as we speak however site is a little slow. And no it is not different view of washing powder! HOPEFULLY IT WORKS FROM UK! https://www.daz3d.com/i/3d-models/free-3d-software?cat=1486 For anyone interested...

Read this story and its so damn sickening. It was in the news here, work colleague told me about it. Totally horrified. Five more alleged victims have contacted sheriff's investigators since they announced the arrest of a longtime Miramonte Elementary School teacher accused of abusing...

Did a search on Allen in this section, didn't find anything. Some of you might remember Dave Allen. A brilliant comedian. If not then have a butchers at this classic sketch, just fantastic stuff :) Listen to this vid, funny stuff even to this day

I couldn't be bothered to search as 9 jokes here, take me too long. This from an email I got earlier today. 1. The wife was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's...

On the ASDA PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.' A husband and wife are shopping in their local ASDA The husband picks up a case of Tennants and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only £10 for...

Am I reading this right? I can't believe it after so many years. I thought they got away with it. Good news indeed. A British judge jailed two white men Wednesday for the "evil" murder of black teenager Stephen Lawrence in 1993, one of the country's most notorious racist crimes which prompted...

Judge Judy and the Prostitute

Mate just sent me this in email, funny, well I thought so lol. I miss this kinda humour. I did a quick search, didn't see it posted David Cameron says he'll put a cap on immigrants coming into the UK. That's wrong Immigrants should be allowed to wear what they like

Okay folks, look at the picture before reading the caption below It's that awkward moment.... ...when you realize that your friend's arm makes you look naked in the office party photo. Ok, here is another one Has this lady got big tits or does the car make it...

oh yea... :Biggrin2:

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while...

One thing I miss is the buzz of christmas, the holidays etc in England. Being here in the USA I have had my 3rd christmas now and it just does not feel like it. First the weather. We have had some warm weather recently, in the 80s. I always feel it has got to be cold, preferably snowing...

Apologies some of these may be posted before. Can't really search for this and terms too vague. Anyways got me laughing so much as I had not heard good old brit humour for ages. Only 2 people in the office sort of understood though I had to explain. The other's were just too lost to understand...

Baldrick: "What I want to know sir, is before there was a Euro there were lots of different types of money that different people used. And now there's only one type of money that the foreign people use. And what I want to know is, how did we get from one state of affairs to the other state of...

I always receive sound advice from my wife. 99% sound, 1% advice. :Proud:

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop ? :ASSFLASH: Dr Dre of course!!! What did you lot think? :AMIFACE: :jumpinghappy:

Middle aged woman says to her husband: 'The guys at work say I have the boobs of a 20 year old.' Husband replies: 'What about your 55 year old cnut?' Wife says: 'You weren't mentioned!' :Proud::Proud::Proud:

Some lass goes to the doctors and asks how many calories there are in sperm. The doc replies, "Believe me love, if you swallow, no one gives a crap how fat your are!" :Proud: