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  1. Him Her

    How can this be?

    Every single time he gets admired the Mrs announces he's her dog. But when he's covered in mud he's mine?
  2. Him Her

    Confused...

    So would you be if you fell asleep in Yorkshire, woke up in Cumbria and discovered someone had moved your bed and changed your house.
  3. Him Her

    Politics

    I reckon that Jo Swinson lass will be our next Prime Minister.
  4. Him Her

    Commuters finally turn on Extinction Rebellion

    I didn't think it would take too long. Welcome to Canning Town
  5. Him Her

    Extinction Rebellion

    Utterly batsh*t crackers, thank God I don't live anywhere near their 'protests'!
  6. Him Her

    Walking the dog

    Quite a few old and disused railway lines around these parts, Beeching mostly got them closed. The dog sometimes comes across the remains, he spots them faster than me. This is the eastern end of the westbound platform of Bubwith station. Below is how it was early sixties, looking east...
  7. Him Her

    Courtesy Car - Village Life

    Friends live on a farm in a small village. Their 4x4 had to go in to the dealer for a major repair so they got a courtesy car. The farm is muddy, it's sluicing it down with rain, they're harvesting maize. The roads are narrow and covered in mud, tractors are up and down like a yoyo, with 3.5t...
  8. Him Her

    On a lighter note..

    I have two 18 month old pups and a senior idiot. They're all completely barking, obviously!
  9. Him Her

    If I must...

    If I must give up a few days to help out then there are far worse places I guess. Bowcliffe Hall near Bramham, where the annual horse trials are held. It's Leeds Festival at Bramham at the moment, and the Drivers Club here at Bowcliffe do a mean bacon and egg butty. Pray for me ;)
  10. Him Her

    I have no idea why.

    It's a complete puzzle to me...
  11. Him Her

    The Irony!

    Seen at Glastonbury. A fence right around it and £250 to get in. 🙃
  12. Him Her

    Any road up...

    Got a bit distracted a year or two ago. Some grandchildren appeared, I'd love to post pictures but the parents prefer not. Got some more Labs, posted below. Stumbled over some chap commenting on country sports. Being a gobshite I obviously had to comment, see your point mate but it's such a...
  13. Him Her

    Volvo S80 Challenge

    It's a decent old bus. High mileage, cheap, working my way through a few minor irritations. It's a Volvo S80 D5 2002. After about 20-30 minutes driving the fuel gauge drops to zero, closely followed by the Miles to Empty Tank display. First finger of suspicion pointed to the DIM (Driver...
  14. Him Her

    Linux My head may explode

    Merrily implementing FreeNAS for an in-house backup solution. The filesystem is ZFS. You have to implement a ZVOL to get Raid but no worries, figured that bit out. It's the connection part that confused but, hey-ho, it supports iSCSI. So, I connected it to several servers. This was unwise. It...
  15. Him Her

    Enormous Fun

    Following an extremely annoying cold call last weekend... I was unusually polite on the first pickup, merely saying sorry, not interested, although I did then hang up. Me bad. The idiot then called back so I ripped into him. This resulted in one-minute call-backs until I unplugged the...
  16. Him Her

    Sensible Topic Did Brexit split the country?

    I don't believe it did but, like the Trump vote, it revealed, or highlighted, a split that has existed for some time. I would be interested in what others think.
  17. Him Her

    Linux Netbook Notes

    A recent project involved a company-wide system refresh which yielded numerous desktops, laptops and net-books that were destined for recycling. Most of the desktops were long past their sell-by date as were many of the laptops. The net-books, on the other hand, presented an opportunity as they...
  18. Him Her

    Sensible Topic Article 50 and the legal challenge

    I cannot help but be amused by this. The Government put up no more than a perfunctory fight in the High Court. Some would suggest no more than a delaying tactic. As for the Supreme Court, surely a televisual spectacle of little consequence? Others more learned than myself have...
  19. Him Her

    Caption Opportunity?

    The 'I love you Nick' is already taken!
  20. Him Her

    Ripping a bath out

    The easy part, obviously, was ripping it out. The hard part was replacing it with a shower before the father-in-law got back from his holiday in Cyprus two weeks later. Not quite done but the shower works and he is well happy.
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