In order to watch today's football without getting interrupted by my girlfriend,I left three Post-It notes lying randomly round the flat.
They say -
That should keep her busy while I watch the Cup Final later.
A friend is having issues with a $ky+ 2TB HD box and a projector. All was fine until the $ky box did a recent s/w update, after which there were all sorts of connection issues between the $ky box and the projector. Either no image or poor image, missing colours etc. Definitely an issue with the...
I had to go to the GP yesterday and having stripped off the doc remarked that my genitalia bore a remarkable resemblance to a saxophone.
I explained that this is a family trait and that we all have 'bits' shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said "Well, in 27 years as a GP I've...
It's all about the money. Again. No surprise really for something from across the 'pond'.
It seems that Boeing directors are more interested in penny pinching to keep share values high in the face of competition from Airbus than they are in passenger safety, with the catastrophic results we...
I was stuck in traffic the other day behind a muddy 4X4 and there was a sticker on the back saying "I'm a vet and I drive like an animal".
It was at that point that I realised how many proctologists there are on the road.
Two Nigerians move to Dublin. They plan to meet up in two years to see who has become the most like a Dub.
They meet up after two years. The first fella turns up in a Dublin jersey, tracksuit & runners. He says "Wots the story ya bollix are ya goin the boozer, all the bleedin young ones are up...