Jeremy Kyle cancelled due to Belgium terrorism

miggy said:

'Jeremy Kyle is cancelled for this Belgian nonsense?' Fans' fury as chat show is pushed aside by Brussels attacks that killed dozens. So the school run has ended and now there is a mad dash home for your regular fix of Jeremy Kyle only to find out that it was replaced by something more serious. Get a life you sad pathetic lot this is the real world innocent people have been killed. :Angryfire

Fans' fury as Jeremy Kyle is pushed aside by Brussels attacks | Daily Mail Online

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Seedy_r0m said:

I'm furious that this salty old son of a sea dog has gotten himself a thread of his very own on DW.

For those who have never seen the Jeremy Kyle show before and would like a little insight as to how the program goes, you can easily simulate pretty much every episode ever produced in the comfort of your own home by evacuating your bowels into the bowl of your Armitage Shanks, clogging up the U-bend with Andrex, then flushing (please be sure to throw in some expletives for added authenticity).

To increase your enjoyment, you may also wish to name one of the larger pieces of TP (or floaters), Steve the Bouncer. In most cases, Steve will generally deal with the scummy, work-shy, underclass dole-bait nonsense normally associated with this lower rate publication, however surprises are to be had.

Enjoy.

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