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New tenants moved in next door a few months back, I'm getting really fecked off with them at the moment because they are space hogging a parking space right outside my house. Ok I get the point with that I don't have a legal right to park outside my house which is fair enough, but this twat next door has three cars, one car is parked outside his house 24/7 which hasn't moved for weeks , and the other two cars he uses to space hog the parking space.this is really winding me up.

:Mad2: any ideas on what I can do?
 
I had this, and still have this problem.

I took myself out of this equation by converting the front of my house into a driveway. Stick the car on my driveway and don't worry about the neighbours anymore. It's also very rare that they park on the pavement in front of my car, as it blocks my entry/exit.

In fact I laugh at them now playing musical cars trying to hog all the spaces :)
 
I did think about converting the front into a driveway but I've already committed to spending nearly £4k on my back garden. Had I have picked this twat up earlier I would of got the drive done instead. Think I have a plan to get him, ask him politely to move his car so I can place a skip outside and leave it there for a good few months.
 
I did think about converting the front into a driveway but I've already committed to spending nearly £4k on my back garden. Had I have picked this twat up earlier I would of got the drive done instead. Think I have a plan to get him, ask him politely to move his car so I can place a skip outside and leave it there for a good few months.

A skip?? Ffs do you own a Lada mate?. ;)
 
Get yourself a pet seagull and train it to shit on his cars if they park in front of you.
 
Here’s the manual for it
 

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New tenants moved in next door a few months back, I'm getting really fecked off with them at the moment because they are space hogging a parking space right outside my house. Ok I get the point with that I don't have a legal right to park outside my house which is fair enough, but this twat next door has three cars, one car is parked outside his house 24/7 which hasn't moved for weeks , and the other two cars he uses to space hog the parking space.this is really winding me up.

:Mad2: any ideas on what I can do?

I would always first approach the idiots and ask them politely to stop doing what offends you..after all you are neighbours and need to live side by side peacefully and its always good to get on together..
Failing that i would knife all the tyres on the cars and put the windows in screwdriver the paintwork and maybe consider shooting the twat.
 
I would always first approach the idiots and ask them politely to stop doing what offends you..after all you are neighbours and need to live side by side peacefully and its always good to get on together..
Failing that i would knife all the tyres on the cars and put the windows in screwdriver the paintwork and maybe consider shooting the twat.

You for real?
 
New tenants moved in next door a few months back, I'm getting really fecked off with them at the moment because they are space hogging a parking space right outside my house. Ok I get the point with that I don't have a legal right to park outside my house which is fair enough, but this twat next door has three cars, one car is parked outside his house 24/7 which hasn't moved for weeks , and the other two cars he uses to space hog the parking space.this is really winding me up.

:Mad2: any ideas on what I can do?

i park out side your house with the lorry to help you out that pee him off
 
If it pisses you off that much converting the front of the house won't cost the earth... drop kerb a Few hundred, dig it out and as a temp measure till you have the funds to block pave or flag hard core it then stone. Also apply for a H bar marking. Check with your council as to what they will do if he regular parks over it as it differs from region to region.
Mine will fine the offender and if he persists remove the vehicle. Tbh m8, if you've got 4k to spend on a rear garden then a few hundred won't hurt and put paid to the aggro
 
I would always first approach the idiots and ask them politely to stop doing what offends you..after all you are neighbours and need to live side by side peacefully and its always good to get on together..
Failing that i would knife all the tyres on the cars and put the windows in screwdriver the paintwork and maybe consider shooting the twat.

Well that escalated quickly
 
vasoline on the window wipers and screen work a treat, that stuff takes a age to remove and they will get the msg they have peed someone off. no need for knifing tires etc as this will get you in hot water, but being passive aggressive works a treat, did with us when one of our neighbours had a habit of blocking my driveway.
 
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