That's a major reduction in the 'gobble bank' balance then...

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...so Mrs M says, "This is really important"

"Can I sort it tonight?", says I

"No", says Mrs M

"Then remind me tomorrow"...

"But it's really important...", says Mrs M

"Which part of 'fook off' did you not get?", says dipshit (moi)

Oops...
 
...so Mrs M says, "This is really important"

"Can I sort it tonight?", says I

"No", says Mrs M

"Then remind me tomorrow"...

"But it's really important...", says Mrs M

"Which part of 'fook off' did you not get?", says dipshit (moi)

Oops...

I would read it tonight mate its her divorce proceedings and she is going to screw you for every penny you have. Mwaahhaaaahaha
 
I would read it tonight mate its her divorce proceedings and she is going to screw you for every penny you have. Mwaahhaaaahaha

Erm, you have got to be joking??? She can't because she doesn't know summat and I don't know the other part...

...more importantly, Mrs M is my best mate :)
 
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