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M3RMy

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Currently have scaffolding up at the front of my house for the council to do some work, been there for 4 weeks now with no sign of any work being done. Two nights ago about 8.45pm heard some banging, my 13 year old daughter came flying down the stairs to tell me that there are kids on the scaffolding looking in her bedroom window. So open the front door tell em all to bugger off, must have been at least 10. The one cheeky little T$@T started walking towards me, calling me all the names under the sun. A lady was walking on the opposite side of the street with her little girl, she tells them to mind there language and gets a mouthful of abuse as well. So I shut the door and dial 999, police turn up about 10 mins later, he starts to take my details as a car comes full pelt down my road he says he will be right back and goes off after the car. Two other police then turn up about 20 mins after that, take my details and tell me they will get a community police officer to call round!
My daughter new the names of the ones on the scaffolding, as they are her age and in her school so I give them the list.
Phone the council the following day to tell them to sort this scaffolding out and i get "sorry nothing we can do, builder will be out as soon as the weather picks up"!
Following night approx same time I can hear them all out there again, this time I can hear them throwing stuff at the front door. So I don't go out there, I just pick up the phone dial 999 to be met with "this is not an emergency, did they not inform you when they came round that its a non emergency and that you should ring 101??" never have I heard of calling police on 101! besides the fact that a group of kids throwing bricks at the front of my house is not an emergency? He tells me that police will call within the hour and hangs up on me N**! Well they come tell them my tale, she asks if I would recognise any of them again, I tell her no cos tonight they all had hoodys on - Clever hey?
So guess what last night approx the same time, can hear them all out there again, not on the scaffolding this time but out the front. Hear a couple of stones hit the front door and they ring the bell, I ignore it as I kinda feel i'm wasting police time. Once they all cleared off opened the front door to have a scout around and check the car. Well the delightful little Bas%$*ds had urinated up my front door - pleasent aroma I can tell you, car had all its windows and seemed ok. However this morning Get in the car to go shopping and am met with Superglue all down the side of the drivers door where the little Shi*s had tryed unsucessfully to glue the car handle shut. So I phone the magic non emergency 101 number - which does work by the way, get through to my local station explain it all, she puts it through as a priority and tells me someone will be here within the hour - more than 2 hours ago LOL.
What really makes me annoyed about this whole situation is the fact that I live in a semi, and the D*%k next to me is a convicted paedo! His house has no windows because the kids have smashed them all, they are all boarded up. Having a house in the state its in in the street always attracts the kids. However when he was sent down a couple of years back, the police knocked on my door and told me that his house was flagged and if there was any trouble to dial 999 straight away. So what now he is out of jail and back living there he is less of a risk?? the house isn't flagged anymore?
 
little fookers, is this on the sandfields?

if it happens again, when you phone 101, tell them you have a high powered air rifle, and in exactly 10 minutes, youre going to start shooting them all in the legs from a small window

this gets N/PT police on the scene VERY quickly
 
little fookers, is this on the sandfields?

if it happens again, when you phone 101, tell them you have a high powered air rifle, and in exactly 10 minutes, youre going to start shooting them all in the legs from a small window

this gets N/PT police on the scene VERY quickly
lol i like it

tho would you not end up wose off with a "posessioin of a firearm" arrest ??
 
Some fooker keyed mine and my wife's car last week.

They basically went up the full street keying car's as they went along. Police were useless. (Another topic but they might as well outsource the police to India anybody can hand out crime reference numbers.)

But if I catch the fuckers I'm seriously going to take matters into my own hands or maybe just their fucking necks into my hands.

Can't stand scabs that damage people's property and think the only way they'll ever learn is for them to get the biggest shit kicking of their lives,

I want the fookers to have a nervous twitch the next time they walk past my house.

Really feel for you mate its so annoying and yet there’s very little you can do (legally anyway)
 
lol i like it

tho would you not end up wose off with a "posessioin of a firearm" arrest ??

i actually do own a very high powered rifle, but its locked up, but just for saying youll do it will have them on the scene VERY quickly, probably with guns as well, the guns will be to get you with, let them in for a look round and when they find no gun, say you was just thinking out load

but when the kids see a team of 8 cops with machine guns flying into the street in 2 people carriers, theyll think twice about doing it again lol
 
Let them climb on the scaffolding but rig it to fall off the wall. Put some bricks on the top platform as well.
 
Let them climb on the scaffolding but rig it to fall off the wall. Put some bricks on the top platform as well.

you know what woulkd happen don't you? he'd get sued by the shits.
 
slide the planks so one end aint secure, then when they climb up it, theyl fall straight through

the kids playing on it for the last few nights could have caused them to move
 
Put a few Christmas decorations up outside and "accidently" leave a LIVE wire touching the scaffolding.
Switch the fecker on when you hear them playing nicely...kids must of ripped it out while up there.
 
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drove past your place today m8, as its only a small tower, id get a rope round the top (not that youd need it) and pull it over, then phone the council and ask for their H&S dept and complain that the kids have done it
 
The council do have a part as they have employed the scaffolding firm, tell the council that they have a duty of care to ensure that the scaffolding is safe and it's fully secured properly for unauthorised access. Phone the scaffolding firm also and tell them they got kids playing on their scaffold, if something did happen to the little fookers whilst playing on the scaffold, the scaffolding firm will get sued for not securing it properly and if the builder dosen't comply ring the HSE.

And as for the kids go out your house all hooded up and give em a good seeing to.
 
No respect thats the problem, ffs when I was a kid I would never have dreamt of doing the shit they do now and if we did and got caught which happened once we would get a smack round the ear hole.

And as has already been said tell them you will shoot the feckers they will speed up :)
 
No respect thats the problem, ffs when I was a kid I would never have dreamt of doing the shit they do now and if we did and got caught which happened once we would get a smack round the ear hole.

And as has already been said tell them you will shoot the feckers they will speed up :)

You can't smack your kids round the ear hole anymore m8, what fecked up society and the law we live into today.
 
Well they finally came and replaced the windowsill on Monday - thank god. The scaffolding still remains up god knows when that will come down. Tried to get the glue off the car but think i'm gonna have to take it somewhere to get it removed. The police did eventually turn up - 6 hours later ffs LOL! They took a few details and I even gave them the name of the little T*$t that done it. They didn't want to know tbh, unless someone had witnessed it and was willing to make a statement. They asked me if i had spoken to my neighbours and if they had seen anything - thought that was there job? Best bit about it all, where the old concrete windowsills have been removed, they have just left a big pile of debris at the end of my drive. Have to wait for them to come and collect it because thats dealt with my a different department. Should make great ammunition for the little shi*s to throw at his house next door, since last week he has now boarded up his two front windows upstairs - so they are now all boarded. It looks great, really sets the tone for the street. I wouldn't mind if it stopped them throwing things at his house but it don't, they just throw stuff at the boards now instead and it rattles through the house!
 
is there someone actually living in that house then m8?, it was because of that house that i knew which one was yours lol
 
is there someone actually living in that house then m8?, it was because of that house that i knew which one was yours lol

LOL oh yeah he still lives there m8. He used to be the caretaker at the school at the top of the road. Was prosecuted in that big bust they had about 4 years ago for indecent images. Got 6 months served 3.
 
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