My itchy bum.

Lanstrom

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During the day everything is OK but cometh the evening and my starfish is itching like a very itchy thing indeed.

Is there a permanent solution to this instead of having to squirt anything up ma jacksee once a night ?

Confucius say: Man go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

Seriously though ... is there anything that can be done ? feels like its on :flame: FIRE :flame: sometimes !

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During the day everything is OK but cometh the evening and my starfish is itching like a very itchy thing indeed.

Is there a permanent solution to this instead of having to squirt anything up ma jacksee once a night ?

Confucius say: Man go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

Seriously though ... is there anything that can be done ?


May have human form of worms mate, or could be tape worm. speak to dr fella.
 
Most things you buy over the counter only offer temporary relief. Steroid ointments are best, but you need to see your GP for a prescription.

Welcome to the club! :)
 
Thanks for the answers. I knew you would come to the rescue :)

Do you recon steroid ointments would give a more permanent fixture of the aforementioned problem ?
 
Doubtful. Sounds like a classic case of pruritus ani.

I just did a search on pruritus ani an it sounds like you are right. It does get bad of an evening.
What is pruritus ani?

Pruritus ani means a chronic (persistent) itchy feeling around the anus. The main symptom is an urge to scratch your anus, which is difficult to resist. The urge to scratch may occur at any time. However, it tends to be more common after you have been to the toilet to pass faeces, and at night (particularly just before falling asleep). The itch may be made worse by heat, wool, moisture, leaking, soiling, stress and anxiety.

Persistent scratching of the anal skin can damage the skin and make it more likely to develop a skin infection in that area. Also, chronic itching of the anal area may lead to feelings of embarrassment and both your mood and sleep can be affected.
 
Germolene is good for instant relief. I always have a tube handy after having an Indian (Man or meal, you decide).

Nara is right though, a steroid based cream if you have a dermatological condition is probably needed. You can get canestan with a small amount of hydrocortisone over the counter. Try that if your doctor is harder to see than Witchy's penis.

Also, Munkey told me that V14's sex wee is very soothing on the anus.
 
Yer I already have the Germalene Spray. It works a treat but doesn't last too long before the itching is back with avengance.

Ohh look this is my 500th post and is well suited to a discussion about bum holes :)
 
Germolene is good for instant relief. I always have a tube handy after having an Indian (Man or meal, you decide).

Interesting alternative to toilet roll in the fridge ...
 
Get the germolene cream, or even better ointment lanstrom.

The spray will quite quickly be absorbed by the dry skin, whereas as slapping some ointment on it (the dark pink stuff) will keep you lubricated for the entire night.

The local anaesthetic will virtually eliminate ring sting.
 
During the day everything is OK but cometh the evening and my starfish is itching like a very itchy thing indeed.


Have you considered going for a bath and washing the thing? ;)

Could be piles mate, they can itch like a bastard.
 
You get an itchy arse when you have shit diet, ie, junk food.
 
Wash your arse when youve been the toilet.. will help loads..
If it doesn't stop the itching at least your finger won't smell as bad!

I get a similar thing to this too. mine itches between my starfish and knacker sack
 
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