allanj
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A woman walking past a shop sees an advert in the window. "Good home wanted for clitoris licking frog."
She goes inside and says to the guy behind the counter, "I've come about the clitoris licking frog."
"Oui madame," the assistant says.
This guy is screwing a blonde girl. The girl asks, "You haven't got aids have you?"
He replies, "No."
She responds, "Oh, thank **** for that!! I don't want to get that again...!"
A beautiful lass was dating a Scotsman in full regalia at a party. Shy but curious, she approached him and asked, "Is it true, what they say about Scotsmen not wearing anything beneath their kilts?"
The Scotsman replied, "Well, lass, you'll just have to take a wee feel and discover for yourself."
She timidly lifted the hem and felt beneath. Immediately, she dropped it and said, "Aye, 'tis gruesome!"
To which he replied, "Best feel again, lass, it's grew some more!
She goes inside and says to the guy behind the counter, "I've come about the clitoris licking frog."
"Oui madame," the assistant says.
This guy is screwing a blonde girl. The girl asks, "You haven't got aids have you?"
He replies, "No."
She responds, "Oh, thank **** for that!! I don't want to get that again...!"
A beautiful lass was dating a Scotsman in full regalia at a party. Shy but curious, she approached him and asked, "Is it true, what they say about Scotsmen not wearing anything beneath their kilts?"
The Scotsman replied, "Well, lass, you'll just have to take a wee feel and discover for yourself."
She timidly lifted the hem and felt beneath. Immediately, she dropped it and said, "Aye, 'tis gruesome!"
To which he replied, "Best feel again, lass, it's grew some more!
