Dear Tech Support

[sean]

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Setanta 5.0 and Sky Sports 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command:
C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband and Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall 'Another Boyfriend' program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great system, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

 

[rawsy]

so true but our lass is looking for a service pack as we speak lol

 

[earthshayker]

so true but our lass is looking for a service pack as we speak lol

You lucky its just the service pack mine is looking for a new hard drive :CRYBABY:

 

[allanj]

Mine was talking about a memory stick. Do you know what she means?

 

[gritz]

Mine was talking about a memory stick. Do you know what she means?

she needs more ram

 

[Teeny]

You lucky its just the service pack mine is looking for a new hard drive :CRYBABY:

best u reformat that one then hun, before it's too late :roflmao:

 

[viamphie]

mine is complaining that i told her i had pleasure tool 7.0 and infact its pleaasure tool 4.3

 

[allanj]

mine is complaining that i told her i had pleasure tool 7.0 and infact its pleaasure tool 4.3

Is that inches?:banana:

 

[Purity]

mine is complaining that i told her i had pleasure tool 7.0 and infact its pleaasure tool 4.3

pleasure tool 7.0 won't install, de-compress or execute on my Pentium I

 

[goldie]

pleasure tool 7.0 won't install, de-compress or execute on my Pentium I

my partner says i have "duel core" on my pc, he says it means he can input his pentium 1 in my system in two ways ... im sure i dont know what he means ......

 

[wizard1]

my partner says i have "duel core" on my pc, he says it means he can input his pentium 1 in my system in two ways ... im sure i dont know what he means ......

Whatever you think it means, just make sure your antivirus protection is up to date, we don't want you getting a backdoor trojan that will allow everyone access now, do we....

W.

 

[hawkish]

This thread really is very clever and funny - its sort of like a nerdy carry on film, oo er

 

[Purity]

Whatever you think it means, just make sure your antivirus protection is up to date, we don't want you getting a backdoor trojan that will allow everyone access now, do we....

W.

Very good advice. I've had a nasty experience with out of date antivirus protection. All sorts of areas were compromised. Best to get a firewall installed. Nothing should get through that sucker!

 

[Purity]

Upgrading to Wife 1.0

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications. He is also now noticing the Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself so that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. Some applications such as PokerNite 10.3 , Bachelor Party 2.5, and Pubnite 7.0 are no longer able to run on the system at all, causing the system to lockup when launched (even though the apps worked fine before).

Wife 1.0 provides no installation options. Thus, the installation of undesired plug-ins such as Mother-in-law 55.8 and the Brother-in-law Beta is unavoidable. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features my friend would like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0:

A "don't remind me again" button.
Minimize button.
Ability to delete the "headache" file
An install feature that provides an option to uninstall 2.0 version without loss loss of other system resources.
An option to run the network driver in "promiscuous mode" allowing the the system's Hardware Probe feature to be much more useful/effective.
I myself wish I had decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 3.0 Even here, however, I have found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 4.0 on top of girlfriend 3.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 3.0 first, otherwise the two versions of Girlfriend will have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. Other users have told me that this is a long-standing problem that I should have been aware of. Guess that explains what happened to versions 1 and 2.

To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 3.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another identified problem is that all versions of Girlfriend have annoying little messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0!

VIRUS ALERT

All users should be aware that Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Once that happens, Mistress 1.1 won't install and you will get an "insufficient resources" error message. To avoid the aforementioned bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and " never" run any file transfer applications(such as Laplink) between the two systems.

FYI: Don't even think about a shared directory!!!!!!!!!