Manchester United thread

Tbh I'm lost for words or explanations as to why we cant string a pass together or why it takes till the 85 minute against Everton for our first strike on target, I wouldn't be a great analyst or reader of a game of football in fairness but it looks to me like there is a rot in the club that maybe has passed down from above, I would love somebody more intelligent to try give some insight into why they think its all gone wrong.

It all went wrong when the board didnt back Mourinho in the summer with the signings that he wanted.
He knew that he had a dressing room full of sh*theads, and he wamted some palyers that he could rely on.
The board then sacked Mourinho when it was obvious to all that the players were not trying.
So Ole came in and the palyers celebrated by showing how they could play.
Having got away without trying all season they have decided to down tools again.
I heard a rumour that Ole has stopped letting them have an afternoon nap so they dont wanna play for him now.
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It all went wrong when the board didnt back Mourinho in the summer with the signings that he wanted.
He knew that he had a dressing room full of sh*theads, and he wamted some palyers that he could rely on.
The board then sacked Mourinho when it was obvious to all that the players were not trying.
So Ole came in and the palyers celebrated by showing how they could play.
Having got away without trying all season they have decided to down tools again.
I heard a rumour that Ole has stopped letting them have an afternoon nap so they dont wanna play for him now.
3 year contract "Get In"

I said somebody more intelligent :D


Sorry couldnt resist ;)
 
And to rub salt into the wounds Arsenal went and lost ffs
 
In fairness, the keeper didn't see it, he was blind sided. And had no chance with the Sigurdsson one as it bounced in front of him.
Bollocks, he had a full view of it. It was utterly shite goalkeeping.

It's like we left all of our balls in Paris, we've totally collapsed since then.
 
I said somebody more intelligent :D
He's a scouser, thick as pig s****

The downturn coincides with the loss of Herrera, obvs we've had loads of other injuries but the biggest part of our spine under Ole has been Ander. That looks like it's all gone tits up now, with help from our planning dept.
 
As the great GLC said;

"I tired to see things from his point of view, but I couldn't fit my head up his arsehole too."
 
Are we looking forward to the derby tomorrow night?? I can't see us winning. I want them to respond after that shit on Saturday by beating the bitters, but then again I don't want the scousers winning the league.... it's lose lose ffs lol
 
Still looking good for Europa League guys.
In spite of every other team losing and trying to gift you 4th place
 
My view on this is, the Utd job is far bigger than anyone anticipated. They say the club alone and it's size and history of Utd will attract the best players ?, wrong. It might have done in years gone by but football has moved on light years and with the likes of the Champion League and money that comes with it means the best players become no more than mercenaries, their going will go were the money is. I'm not talking about 2nd tier footballers, I'm on about the top end players.

The other problem is that when you spend 100's of millions like Utd have done and then they fail then even clubs like Utd will struggle financially to replace.
Who chose to bring Pogba back ? who signed Lukaku ? and Fred ?? ffs seriously. Alan Shearer pointed out the faults with the likes of Rashford while on MOTD. He highlighted his choice of pass shot and when to... was lacking and he makes the wrong decisions at the right times. To me he's another Welbeck come Walcott. Your just waiting for it to click and exploded with a flurry of goals. Don't get me wrong he's good but good enough to lead the United front line ? not for me.

Solskjaer for me will need £500 million to put things right and that doesn't include using the money from the sale of Lukaku De Gea and Pogba things are that bad. The other problem is, wrong manager. Ole might know the club, be a hero of fans gone by but can he handle big time players ? time will tell but I don't think he has that experience. Will the board back him ?, I seriously do not feel they will. Utd should have kept him till the summer then weighed up their options. A perfect replacement would have been Massimiliano Allegri. He has no problems dealing with big time charlies and a winner both as a player and more importantly a manager.
And there's also Simone who I'm sure him time is due at Ath Madrid. If you look through City's most expensive purchases say top 12-13 buys compared to Utd's top 12-13 buys , the vast majority of City's are still in a match day squad and more than likely in the starting 11 were-as Utd's most expensive buys go all the way back to the likes of Rio, Di Maria, even Berbatov and Veron which shows they squandered and bought poorly.

Utd are in the shit big time, wait till the have to go back training early June because they've a Europa League qualifying game in July. I'd like to be a fly on the wall in the changing rooms then.
 
I am absolutely laughing my b*ll*x off at how the mighty have fallen.
Cant even beat a team that have already been relegated to keep up the chance of a top 4 finish.
We had @Gaman on the Liverpool thread gloating because Barcelona only beat Man U 3-0 at the Noucamp the same as Liverpool.
He seams oblivious to the fact that Liverpool are 28 points above MAN U in the premier league.
And we have amassed a higher number of points than any Man Utd team ever.

Ole is still towing a barge
 
I am absolutely laughing my b*ll*x off at how the mighty have fallen.
Cant even beat a team that have already been relegated to keep up the chance of a top 4 finish.
We had @Gaman on the Liverpool thread gloating because Barcelona only beat Man U 3-0 at the Noucamp the same as Liverpool.
He seams oblivious to the fact that Liverpool are 28 points above MAN U in the premier league.
And we have amassed a higher number of points than any Man Utd team ever.

Ole is still towing a barge

Gasman wont reply in this thread, he'll only surface if Liverpool get beaten at Anfield by Barca, or lose the title, or something else, just so he can slag them off.

It's absolutely astonishing how bad they are atm, and I dont see it getting better after the summer. IMHO OGS will be gone by christmas, if not sooner.
 
It's absolutely astonishing how bad they are atm, and I dont see it getting better after the summer. IMHO OGS will be gone by christmas, if not sooner.

Unfortunately its not OGS that's the problem, we are on to our 4th manager since Sir Alex and yet nothing has changed, the rot starts at the top I'm afraid :(
 
Unfortunately its not OGS that's the problem, we are on to our 4th manager since Sir Alex and yet nothing has changed, the rot starts at the top I'm afraid :(
The rot is the players not the Managers.How can you win 10 games on the trot???? and then the minute young Ole signs they start playing shoite again. It's the players izzy get rid man and start again this Summer.
 
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