Marriage

[dj999]

roud:
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

 

[snp-g]

If only there was, it would make a lot of people happy.

 

[stefblak]

@ plainric aka plainric

roud:
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

look closer at yours m8, its due to expire soon, lol.