I'm never taking kids to the Baths ever again.

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Tonight I took 2 of my kids to a local pool (Aquatec in Motherwell).

To cut a long story short, 1 of my kids (Son, 4 years old) swallowed a tiny amount of water then started vomiting all over the place in the water!

My wife had the other kid (Daughter, 2 years old) and she SHIT HERSELF right there in the pool, not a normal solid poo but a wet messy one that shot out of her swimming costume.

2 young girls came swimming up behind us and swam right into the vomit and shit, they realised something was wrong and stopped swimming and stood up then one of them VOMITED!!

It was totally disgusting, I shouted to warn one of the staff and his reply was "it's ok, the chlorine will take care of it and the solids will be filtered"

I grabbed the kids and walked out of the pool covered in pieces of egg, bacon and something that looked like carrots, I went for a shower but I still stank of vomit.

I'm pissing myself laughing but I'm sooo fooking embarrassed.
 
hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha am at work and have 10 guys peeing themselfs laffing at this sorry m8 but its so funny
 
Tonight I took 2 of my kids to a local pool (Aquatec in Motherwell).

To cut a long story short, 1 of my kids (Son, 4 years old) swallowed a tiny amount of water then started vomiting all over the place in the water!

My wife had the other kid (Daughter, 2 years old) and she SHIT HERSELF right there in the pool, not a normal solid poo but a wet messy one that shot out of her swimming costume.

2 young girls came swimming up behind us and swam right into the vomit and shit, they realised something was wrong and stopped swimming and stood up then one of them VOMITED!!

It was totally disgusting, I shouted to warn one of the staff and his reply was "it's ok, the chlorine will take care of it and the solids will be filtered"

I grabbed the kids and walked out of the pool covered in pieces of egg, bacon and something that looked like carrots, I went for a shower but I still stank of vomit.

I'm pissing myself laughing but I'm sooo fooking embarrassed.

pmsl.. that sounds like a normal normal session at the aquatec m8.
you need to go to the water palace in hamilton... they have a dedicated shite catcher
 
thought that was the hole point of going to the pool
to have a wash ...and a quick piss lol
 
i work in a public pool and thats whole reason why i would never go to one again, unless its first thing in the morning once the filters have had a full night of clearing it

body fat, piss, shit etc....dirty places
 
Witchy, you make some cracking posts mate. I don't think I've laughed out loud to more posts than yours. Thank you, it's good to laugh...! lol

Sorry about the kids mind. Hope they feel better soon.
 
My daughter has swimming lessons on Saturday and there is one girl who always pukes up in the pool, something to do with the rippling water. Now she always has to sit on the side. Its not fair on her I guess since she pays for lessons but then in order to clean the pool, they have to take all the kids out and 3 lessons go on at any one time.
 
PMSL...

Hope your kids are feeling better.
 
I don't really know what to say....pmsl. You may have been embarrassed at the pool witchy m8 but you sure ain't embarrassed on here as you just posted about it.

I would have been glowing like a light in red light district.

:Clap::Clap:

Hope kiddies are feeling better.
 
PMSL....That just reminded me of when I was on holiday in Bulgaria. We were lying by the pool when all of a sudden we heard screaming, next minute one of the hotel staff was by the pool with a net and he pull out this feckin' huge log.

Me & the missus both said at the time, "There's no way that came out of a kid".

Some adult must have pooped and scooped it out of their speedo's

Hope the kids are feeling better Witchy.
 
poor mfcgav eh
dedicated shite catcher.:Clap:

lol i work in a public pool aswell

not the aquatec tho but i know a couple of folk in their who do!!

my pool has a dedicated shite catcher btw haha big long pole with a bowl on the end of it kinda!

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC
 
man you post some funny shizzzz ( no pun intended ) laughed out loud there and nearly spilt me coffee....lol:Clap:
 
A very funny story mate, it'd make a fantastic comedy sketch.
 
Tonight I took 2 of my kids to a local pool (Aquatec in Motherwell).

To cut a long story short, 1 of my kids (Son, 4 years old) swallowed a tiny amount of water then started vomiting all over the place in the water!

My wife had the other kid (Daughter, 2 years old) and she SHIT HERSELF right there in the pool, not a normal solid poo but a wet messy one that shot out of her swimming costume.

2 young girls came swimming up behind us and swam right into the vomit and shit, they realised something was wrong and stopped swimming and stood up then one of them VOMITED!!

It was totally disgusting, I shouted to warn one of the staff and his reply was "it's ok, the chlorine will take care of it and the solids will be filtered"

I grabbed the kids and walked out of the pool covered in pieces of egg, bacon and something that looked like carrots, I went for a shower but I still stank of vomit.

I'm pissing myself laughing but I'm sooo fooking embarrassed.


:roflmao:

thats all i can say at this present time pmsl
 
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