I've tore my willy!

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Seriously, I have. :)

On the underside of your dick just under the helmet there is a strip of skin which connects the helmet to the foreskin, I've tore that.

(I can post a picture if anyone doesn't know the part I'm talking about)

Anyone know how long it take to heal?

:)
 
wot the fook was you doin to rip it ?????? LOL

A day and it should be sorted.
 
is gettin yur banjo torn not agony plus its meant to bleed like fuk? never happened to me so dunno but ive heard stories
 
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Youve snapped your banjo mate.



Your now jewish :SSEXY:
 
My mate burst a wee plook on his knob and ended up in hospital as the wound started to spread.

He's lucky to still have it!

When he let me see it, I thought he had a ribbed condom on! It was all the feckin' stitches holding it together. :FRIGHT:
 
You twanged the banjo string mate. Will heal in a couple of days, you just got a small nick on it. lol. Done it myself when I was younger, and found out hard-ons are not just for pissing over high walls.
 
pmsl you snapped your banjo mate, its supposed to bleed like hell and takes a few days to heal. atleast it hasnt fell off yet as sometimes that happens, some people are just unlucky.
 
how did you manage that little boy, us big men have COCKS not willys :)





manly bigmen thread titles=========== help my cucumber stalks been bitten off, "or" someones just kicked my john thomases headin---------What do i do ? my bellends hanging off hahaha

childish thread titles============== willy/beansprout/worm/maggot
 
Seriously, I have. :)

On the underside of your dick just under the helmet there is a strip of skin which connects the helmet to the foreskin, I've tore that.

(I can post a picture if anyone doesn't know the part I'm talking about)

Anyone know how long it take to heal?

:)

HAHAAH HE HAS TORN HIS BANJO!!!!! LOL, I DID THAT WHEN I WAS A KID N THE BLOOD WAS CRAZY I THOUGHT I WAS GONA DIE, IT WILL HEAL IN A WEEK OR 2, JUST DONT HAVE SEX MATE OR IT WILL KEEP RE OPENING N POSS GET INFECTION.
 
Seriously, I have.

On the underside of your dick just under the helmet there is a strip of skin which connects the helmet to the foreskin, I've tore that.

(I can post a picture if anyone doesn't know the part I'm talking about)

Anyone know how long it take to heal?

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I did the same thing many years ago ,again it was teeth !

Best advice to you is lay off sex for a while , :BUMMER:eek:r it will just keep tearing !

Oh and that goes for pulling your pud as well !:SSEXY:
leave it alone for a bit


I know that my be hard to do : tosser : .

Sorry couldn't resist it !!! ....
 
Happened to a mate of mine, girls nail did the dirty deed, there was blood everywhere.
He nearly fainted at the hospital when they put a needle in it.
When he came back all bandaged up we all had porn mags out to help him forget the pain, yeh
 
the title just made me chuckle lol
 
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