have a guess

[J]

not had one for years
see who knows what it is

 

[Rs2k_Rider]

fried mars bar ?

 

[bro]

a turd that didnt know which way to come out

 

[digicol]

Battered black pudding ir Hagis or something?

 

[J]

a turd that didnt know which way to come out

both wrong sorry

@not even close bro lol

 

[J]

Battered black pudding ir Hagis or something?

spot on digcol m8 black pud m8

 

[yomeh]

i think its a fried mars bar but does look a turd like bro said lol

 

[v14]

its a black puddin (pronounced pudd-in lol) .. also know as a as a darkies walloper lol

 

[J]

its a black puddin (pronounced pudd-in lol) .. also know as a as a darkies walloper lol

 

[Seedy_r0m]

Lightweight LoL

It should've been a black puddin supper smothered in Sot 'n' Sos

 

[Seedy_r0m]

Or.....

Sot 'n' Vinegar depending on where you bought it

 

[J]

Lightweight LoL

It should've been a black puddin supper smothered in Sot 'n' Sos

hope scots didnt jump in first
bro and nap didnt have a clue (though they were from ann summers lol)

 

[Paul-K]

I wont one now

 

[J]

I wont one now

wont or want paul u slabbering at the mouth now lol

 

[Seedy_r0m]

wont or want paul u slabbering at the mouth now lol

Don't know about that, but I'm slavverin' like a poachers dug lookin' at it

 

[v14]

wont or want paul u slabbering at the mouth now lol

ah am actually slabberin like a poachers dug at the sight of that ya fooker..
i've been on a 1000 calorie a day diet for 2 weeks an all ah've lost is the will to live

would fookin kill a nun for anything out a deep fat frier

 

[Paul-K]

yes, after i found your post ya funnabassa

 

[Paul-K]

ah am actually slabberin like a poachers dug at the sight of that ya fooker..
i've been on a 1000 calorie a day diet for 2 weeks an all ah've lost is the will to live

lmao dont let me stop you

 

[Seedy_r0m]

ah am actually slabberin like a poachers dug at the sight of that ya fooker..
i've been on a 1000 calorie a day diet for 2 weeks an all ah've lost is the will to live

would fookin kill a nun for anything out a deep fat frier

Here's an idea...
Once a week, have a stonner kebab...fair enough, it'd cancel out one of your days, but it'd give your heart a good workout as it pumps the cholestorol around your body.

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Edit
It should actually be pronounced "Stauner" as in a Scots word for a hard-on.
Not to be confused with "Stoner" - a drugged up individual...although these may be consumed during states of extreme munchiness.

 

[J]

wit hiv a started er man lol
goodnight boys or in pauls case bhoys (finger sore after that )