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guys, is there any way to stop the neighbours cats
attacking my bins and shitting all over my garden?

Not looking to hurt the cats and i do understand they can't be walked like a dog.


Just wondering if there is anything i can do (without harming) to persuade them that my garden is out of bounds.. :)
 
that's the sort of thing i'm looking for.. :)

the garden was a bit of a shit-hole before we moved in.
magnet for animals lol
trying to clean it up..
 
If there is a zoo close you you go there ask the keeper to give you some lion sh*t.
Put around the area the cats hangout. The cats will sense a larger cat sh*t and not return.
(honestly)!!!

Theres a waiting list in Belfast for lion sh*t.

LOL.
 
If there is a zoo close you you go there ask the keeper to give you some lion sh*t.
Put around the area the cats hangout. The cats will sense a larger cat sh*t and not return.
(honestly)!!!

Theres a waiting list in Belfast for lion sh*t.

LOL.

i'm thinking the cat shit that's annoying me
is less a hindrance than lion shit lol..
 
i'm thinking the cat shit that's annoying me
is less a hindrance than lion shit lol..
LOL.
Honestly @buzzer it's known to stop cats returning.
Its the smell of cat urine that attracts them to places along with rubbish and shelter.
If traces of urine are removed it should help as well.
Even if you can't smell it they will they pick it up.
They should not return if they have been threatened or suspect a threat.

Not to sure if this link is allowed.
Please remove if not.....

Silent Roar Lion Manure - Cat Repellant: Amazon.co.uk: Garden & Outdoors
 
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LOL.
Honestly @buzzer it's known to stop cats returning.
Its the smell of cat urine that attracts them to places along with rubbish and shelter.
If traces of urine are removed it should help as well.
Even if you can't smell it they will they pick it up.
They should not return if they have been threatened or suspect a threat.

Not to sure if this link is allowed.
Please remove if not.....

Silent Roar Lion Manure - Cat Repellant: Amazon.co.uk: Garden & Outdoors
it all makes sense. the garden was a fookin jungle. grass was 3 foot high.

i'll give it a shot... ty :)
 
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I wonder if it could be tried out with some sort of human sh*t.
Maybe get some 7ft body builder to sh*t in my garden.

Hopefully keep the fooking tv licence man away!!
Twice this week they have been in my garden.
(fookers)!!!

Would have cat sh*t any day rather than tv licence sh*t.
 
If there is a zoo close you you go there ask the keeper to give you some lion sh*t.
Put around the area the cats hangout. The cats will sense a larger cat sh*t and not return.
(honestly)!!!

Theres a waiting list in Belfast for lion sh*t.

LOL.

You can have some of mine if you wish it works wonders on Man United fans too. :)
 
Cats started shitting in my gardend, so i did the following. Made it more difficult to get into the garden by putting up a trelis fence when they came in. Bought those stencil cats to put them off shitting. Put up some fishing wire and silver paper to blow in the wind, and the one that really stopped them was the cat repellant granuals that I bought from the garden center. Only £3.99 and works a treat. You can also get lenghts of cat safe plastic spikes that go on the fence to stop then travelling into your garden. They are recommended by the rspca.
 
Cats started shitting in my gardend, so i did the following. Made it more difficult to get into the garden by putting up a trelis fence when they came in. Bought those stencil cats to put them off shitting. Put up some fishing wire and silver paper to blow in the wind, and the one that really stopped them was the cat repellant granuals that I bought from the garden center. Only £3.99 and works a treat. You can also get lenghts of cat safe plastic spikes that go on the fence to stop then travelling into your garden. They are recommended by the rspca.

Try digging those old Rick Ashley cd's out and hang them outside. Apparently the light reflects off them and scares the cats away.
 
Try digging those old Rick Ashley cd's out and hang them outside. Apparently the light reflects off them and scares the cats away.

Or even play the rick astley cd's and see the cats scatter :)
 
Gather the shit up and post it through the owners letter box , fooking cats nothing but vermin.
 
to stop them shiting sprinkle coffee over the garden (Ground Coffee) its cheap from BM Bargains that works, I use it on gravel and it stops them shiting.
 
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