Shed break in, how to

I've figured out how to get the Police to actually call out if my shed gets turned over, I'll just stick on note on the shed door;-

"YOU ENGLISH PIG MOVE NOW OR NEXT TIME, I KILL YOU"

they wouldnt be bothered with english being in there.

any other nationality would work though

silverdale said:

I've figured out how to get the Police to actually call out if my shed gets turned over, I'll just stick on note on the shed door;-

"YOU ENGLISH PIG MOVE NOW OR NEXT TIME, I KILL YOU"

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Your problem here is you are not pronouncing the kill properly on your sign it's kee eel roll them eee's fella and you will be sorted. If all else fails send the Wife out to stand guard.

W.T.F. are you guys on about ?

Wouldn’t read too much into it but if the shoe fits

idrob said:

Wouldn’t read too much into it but if the shoe fits

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Still clear as mud lol. I need a drink

IANB said:

Still clear as mud lol. I need a drink

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I'm buying. Just as lost as you are!

nara said:

I'm buying. Just as lost as you are!

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Shall we meet at the shed then nara?.;(

miggy said:

Shall we meet at the shed then nara?.;(

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Do you want me to bring the gimp suit?

nara said:

Do you want me to bring the gimp suit?

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Yes please do nara. I still have @digidude's that I borrowed off him. It looks like Mr drob is providing the catering for us.

No problem, I just need to look out my bicycle repair kit.

nara said:

No problem, I just need to look out my bicycle repair kit.

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Oh yes I forget about the last party nara, you chose the beans and I chose the gravy what a let down.

I feel a Village Tale coming on...

...after my pie and chips.