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gez

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It's with great regret that after the recent newly appointed mods and admin promotions that i will have to sign out from Digital World Forum - Cable and Satellite Experts.
This is due to the fact that after a week in Malta (3 weeks ago) I now find myself having (under a certain amount of duress i might add) have to reside in sunny Spain for one week. This is totally the new mods fault (which i duly express thanks to) because i feel the need to address and understand the changes that have happened here.
As most of you will know i am an "artist" (piss artist) and need to dwell upon the new situation with a touch of sun and alot of San Miguel and wine plus copious amounts of Spanish food .Whilst i slave away on the beach bed (4 inch mattress) with the bar in close proximity i will have to ponder (whilst casting a sly eye at the local beauties ) "wife not noticing" listening to the gently lapping wave of the med and reading a book or two whether i agree on the suitability and generosity of these new people called mod's/admin (junior or senior).
As a sort of longish term member of this highly dubious site ,I feel it a responsibility nay a passion that i should carry out this assement in several modes so i can honestly post a fair judgement.
So after great thorough searches I have come up with the best required method ,which is as follows.
1) SOBER (not sure what that means but will try)
2) A few jars
)3 A few jars plus a few wines
4) A few jars plus a few wines an a whisky or two
5) a few whisky jars ana soberwine
6) a wef jars of whisky anwine beers an a peanut
7)whiwinejars2 peanut beer bog
8)indiinfood winbeersomw stuff
9bogfloorsleep

after that serious (i know a bit geekish) i will have to the deliberate over a BIG Sunday brekkie my thoughts.
and to annoy some ppeps i haven't had a hangover in more tha 20 years no matter what i have drunk (seriously pisses off wife and friends lol)
I will of course let you know my thoughts when i get back if i can be bothered.
As a result of my findings (which may be published in lancet i will post the full and final result on here.(if i can remember what i was doing)
have patience fellow members we will survive.
for now may your beer can go with you
 
m8, i realy feel the turmoil all these changes have put you through, if theres anything i can do to help in these turbulent times, please dont PM me

:proud:

looking forward to maybe reading your findings
 
can you get me some durvitan from the chemists there, ill pay you for them, theyll only sell you one pack every 2 days though
 
AY UP LADS AND LASSES just look at the response's all bloody mod's after a cheap break. no wonder us the bloody working class have ter keep the "gentile" folk in their custom of life. by eck i hear mickie lives in a palace of a 2 bedroom mansion near lundimium an he gets to see queen once a year, as for me well i grew up as a young en in ter midlands where we got up 3 hours before we went to sleep to lick tarmac dry for cart horse. after that we `had skool which werent bad cos of school meals
by eck them were the days easy an loose
 
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