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Hello,

Getting really pished off the now.. them bloody religous groups, window salesmen and those pishing gas and lecky salesmen :mad::mad:

So been thinking about a sign for the window and wondered what others have up??

I was thinking,

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No Hawkers
No Gas and Electric Salesmen
No Religous Groups
ETC ETC............

Do not knock as a punch often offends.

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i wrote

**** OFF!!!!!

in fake blood on my front door, i never get anybody knock it
 
K said:
Hello,

Getting really pished off the now.. them bloody religous groups, window salesmen and those pishing gas and lecky salesmen :mad::mad:

So been thinking about a sign for the window and wondered what others have up??

I was thinking,

-------------------------------------------

No Hawkers
No Gas and Electric Salesmen
No Religous Groups
ETC ETC............

Do not knock as a punch often offends.

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with the religous groups mate those ones that cover there faces just look through your letter box and talk to them, then they will know how we feel lol
 
ask them if they know if the body of the last door to door salesperson was ever recovered
 
K said:
Hello,

Getting really pished off the now.. them bloody religous groups, window salesmen and those pishing gas and lecky salesmen :mad::mad:

So been thinking about a sign for the window and wondered what others have up??

I was thinking,

-------------------------------------------

No Hawkers
No Gas and Electric Salesmen
No Religous Groups
ETC ETC............

Do not knock as a punch often offends.

--------------------------------------------
Click to expand...

somebody will report you and you will get police knocking at your door :)
 
A few years ago i had one on my back gate A4 laminated that said, "Mr window cleaner if you leave the gate open and my dog gets out, you aint getting paid"

It seemed to work..
 
Its the Jehovah's Witness's that get on my tits, they come round in packs. They get short shrift. Cunts!
 
get one of those pad lockable gate catches ! Lock the fooker and laugh when they try opening it PMSL

Thats what I did once when we were getting daily callers at the door ! although only got a chain across the drive but they seemed to get the idea lol
 
If you are selling something....I don't want it
If want to give me a track.......I don't want it
If I want to hear about God.....I will go to church.

Now pi$$ off
 
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Hello sir would you be

What do you want ?

Im from.............

What do you want ?

We can save you..............

Fook off shut door.
 
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