my mum is a heavy duty hash dealer!!!

god bless mums and their innocent way of thinking. my mum is 60 and retired. she spends most of her day either with her grand kids or doing her beloved garden which is her pride and joy.. oh and she assists in growing hash in biblical amounts!! you see,, she works 2days a week as a cleaner in the local police station. she went to work at 6am last monday and started her routine. whilst cleaning a room next to the janitors quarters she noticed 5 trays of dying plants that looked neglected and withering. a dying plant to my mum is like your beloved pet dying, in other words you would do anything to save it. so she jumped in the car and went home and got her gardening kit and other stuff and sped back to aid the dying plants. after her shift she got to work. when she was finishing off the last tray she was startled by a rather red faced beefy plod, with what looked like steam coming out his ears. "what the f**** are you doing wilma" .my mum looked suprised by his apparent rage. needless to say she nearly fainted when she heard that she had just brought over 40 cannibas plants back to life and when she was trimming them up she binned thousands worth of evidence.. i think the cop is still filling out the paper work to explain this one when it goes to court. . .

Priceless !!!

haha im sure you could get the sun to print that one! i hope your mum isnt going to be in any trouble though?

PMSL quality m8, this should defo be in the sun or summat

thankfully the chief saw the funny side in the end. i just wish i had the bag that was full of the trimmings..lol.

bet the cops smoked the trimmings lol