Your strangest repair request

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I spent many years as a self employed tv and video engineer. During this time I also repaired washing machines, tumble driers, microwaves, hoovers and electrical gardening equipment. In fact almost anything that came my way.

My boast was that whether it was powered by battery or ac I could fix it. I had a fantastic living out of it for 14 years until the cost of vcr's plummeted, these were the main source of my income.

Anyway, me and the missus at the time were out for the night in our local boozer when I was approached by a cracking looking woman who asked if she could have a quiet word with me.

I followed her into the foyer, ignoring cautiously the looks I was getting from my missus. She had a carrier bag which she opened to reveal the only vibrator I have ever seen in my life. She said that it still worked but the vibrations were very poor, I sympathized with her and said I would see what I could do.

After the mandatory initial sniff test, yes, she had cleaned it. I opened it up to reveal a 3v motor inside a cracked casing. The split inside it had enlarged the diameter so decreased the vibrations to the outer body. Through a bit of trial and error I found that the old sticky fly trap casing was the right diameter for the motor. I pulled all the sticky tape out and inserted the motor and it vibrated a treat. The missus refused point blank to assist me in the testing of this repair.

The customer was well happy and for the 4 years plus afterwards everytime I saw her she gave me a thumbs up.

Have you ever had an unusual request????

Chookey
 
I spent many years as a self employed tv and video engineer. During this time I also repaired washing machines, tumble driers, microwaves, hoovers and electrical gardening equipment. In fact almost anything that came my way.

My boast was that whether it was powered by battery or ac I could fix it. I had a fantastic living out of it for 14 years until the cost of vcr's plummeted, these were the main source of my income.

Anyway, me and the missus at the time were out for the night in our local boozer when I was approached by a cracking looking woman who asked if she could have a quiet word with me.

I followed her into the foyer, ignoring cautiously the looks I was getting from my missus. She had a carrier bag which she opened to reveal the only vibrator I have ever seen in my life. She said that it still worked but the vibrations were very poor, I sympathized with her and said I would see what I could do.

After the mandatory initial sniff test, yes, she had cleaned it. I opened it up to reveal a 3v motor inside a cracked casing. The split inside it had enlarged the diameter so decreased the vibrations to the outer body. Through a bit of trial and error I found that the old sticky fly trap casing was the right diameter for the motor. I pulled all the sticky tape out and inserted the motor and it vibrated a treat. The missus refused point blank to assist me in the testing of this repair.

The customer was well happy and for the 4 years plus afterwards everytime I saw her she gave me a thumbs up.

Have you ever had an unusual request????

Chookey

Not so much of a request, but when I worked for NThell tech support, a guy phoned up and asked why he couldnt connect to internet. When asked about his PC, he replied that he had bought a modem, and had no PC, but couldnt understand why he couldnt connect. I was way to busy laughing to help, and had to pass call to someone else.
 
I spent many years as a self employed tv and video engineer. During this time I also repaired washing machines, tumble driers, microwaves, hoovers and electrical gardening equipment. In fact almost anything that came my way.

My boast was that whether it was powered by battery or ac I could fix it. I had a fantastic living out of it for 14 years until the cost of vcr's plummeted, these were the main source of my income.

Anyway, me and the missus at the time were out for the night in our local boozer when I was approached by a cracking looking woman who asked if she could have a quiet word with me.

I followed her into the foyer, ignoring cautiously the looks I was getting from my missus. She had a carrier bag which she opened to reveal the only vibrator I have ever seen in my life. She said that it still worked but the vibrations were very poor, I sympathized with her and said I would see what I could do.

After the mandatory initial sniff test, yes, she had cleaned it. I opened it up to reveal a 3v motor inside a cracked casing. The split inside it had enlarged the diameter so decreased the vibrations to the outer body. Through a bit of trial and error I found that the old sticky fly trap casing was the right diameter for the motor. I pulled all the sticky tape out and inserted the motor and it vibrated a treat. The missus refused point blank to assist me in the testing of this repair.

The customer was well happy and for the 4 years plus afterwards everytime I saw her she gave me a thumbs up.

Have you ever had an unusual request????

Chookey

Chooky is this True mate, not doubting you, I just cant believe this. LOL
 
On my mothers' memory lads.
In those days' whenever I went out for a drink a small queue used to form of people asking me to do repairs for them. My mates called it Campbells' clinic.

I can remember one video repair I attended where the problem was no playback sound. The lady of the house was in and I popped one of their videos in it to test. It was hardcore porn!!!

I asked her if she could pick me another video to try but they had nothing but porn videos. I found the fault and was greeted by the sound of some serious sex and had to leave it running a short while to test my repair and while I drank my coffee.
She just sat on the sofa without batting an eye.

Chookey
 
two rib tickling stories there chookey, I bet they weren't even embarrassed one bit.
 
LoL, nice.

A while back when me & my brother were teenagers, my brother put a pr0n video in my folks machine late at night.

while he was watching it, there was a power cut & the player turned off, thus jamming the tape in the machine.

He had to dismantled the video, rip the tape out & rebuild it again while it was pitch dark :)
 
I can remember one video repair I attended where the problem was no playback sound. The lady of the house was in and I popped one of their videos in it to test. It was hardcore porn!!!

I asked her if she could pick me another video to try but they had nothing but porn videos. I found the fault and was greeted by the sound of some serious sex and had to leave it running a short while to test my repair and while I drank my coffee.
She just sat on the sofa without batting an eye.

PMSL!!

You'll be fixing my LCD soon mate, I've just spat coke all over it! ;)
 
have you retired now then ? only the missus wanted to know if you could have a look at something for her...........
 
I spent many years as a self employed tv and video engineer. During this time I also repaired washing machines, tumble driers, microwaves, hoovers and electrical gardening equipment. In fact almost anything that came my way.

My boast was that whether it was powered by battery or ac I could fix it. I had a fantastic living out of it for 14 years until the cost of vcr's plummeted, these were the main source of my income.

Anyway, me and the missus at the time were out for the night in our local boozer when I was approached by a cracking looking woman who asked if she could have a quiet word with me.

I followed her into the foyer, ignoring cautiously the looks I was getting from my missus. She had a carrier bag which she opened to reveal the only vibrator I have ever seen in my life. She said that it still worked but the vibrations were very poor, I sympathized with her and said I would see what I could do.

After the mandatory initial sniff test, yes, she had cleaned it. I opened it up to reveal a 3v motor inside a cracked casing. The split inside it had enlarged the diameter so decreased the vibrations to the outer body. Through a bit of trial and error I found that the old sticky fly trap casing was the right diameter for the motor. I pulled all the sticky tape out and inserted the motor and it vibrated a treat. The missus refused point blank to assist me in the testing of this repair.

The customer was well happy and for the 4 years plus afterwards everytime I saw her she gave me a thumbs up.

Have you ever had an unusual request????

Chookey

Cracking thread @chookey some of your customers had no shame at all did they?. That reminds me I have this doll in my garage are you any good at repairing punctures. ;)
 
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Fuxake @miggy you don't half dig up old threads but glad you did. That was hillarious
 
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Fuxake @miggy you don't half dig up old threads but glad you did. That was hillarious

That reminds me Ian, can I have my shovel back there could be more fun and shenanigans on the agenda . :)
 
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Ha ha! The minute I saw the title to this thread, I thought "I'll tell 'em about the time a woman asked me to fix her vibrator" lol!! Yes, it had also been washed :) Mine was a simpler repair, the 'vibrations' had metal-fatigued one of the wires to the 3V motor. She asked if I could convert it to run off the mains- to save on batteries! I suggested rechargeables. Thankfully I didn't get the thumbs-up, but she was happy.
A farmer once asked me to look at his combine harvester. The "spinney bit at the front" would stop almost as soon as it started. Turns out it was a rotation sensor fault- again, a broken wire, this time in a DIN plug would you believe? "Ah" said the farmer, "that'll be to stop it if you accidentally harvest a child or summat"...

I'll think of others.... Thanks @chookey for the great thread!
 
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How did this not get Thread of the Year in 2008 :proud: :Cheers:
HH.
 
Cracking thread @chookey some of your customers had no shame at all did they?. That reminds me I have this doll in my garage are you any good at repairing punctures. ;)
No good at repairing them punctures miggy, dab hand at causing them though :proud:
 
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