Any one know how to remove wheel Clamps??

Cheers for all the ideas, comments guys. Just to let you know, decided against the removing it myself, as you all say, very sticky ground! Plus dont think the misses would like seeing all the sparks fly near her car! lol

Paid the twats with a cheque, never met such dim guys in all my life! Got a feeling the cheque might turn to rubber! : multi :
 
The misses has just been clamped at the local hospital (where she works!!) Anyone know if they can be removed and is it illegal to do so? Would they really pursue us for taking their clamp off?

Ive thought about grinding it off, but I thought damaging it may be a bad idea?

Any input would be a help!

Thanks
let down the tyre man i done it and it worked lol
 
I have seen quite few of them clamps thrown around town by some digruntled motorists....
 
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got ripped of in manchester Cheetham hill area by some clampers who were running a clamping scam on some private land i later found out did not belong to them i paid them £20 instead of the £80 this confirmed they were bent (i was in a rush) but came back later with a mate and had a bit of fun with a hammer some epoxy resin and a crash helmet can not go into details for leagal reasons but i bet they think twice now
do not normaly act like that but 1 have never been so wound up the scamming F******
 
pay the fee this time. but advice i will give u buy some 17" or 19" wheels they cant clamp wheels that big
 
Ok I have been clamped more times than I can remember. Over the years of working in London I think that in total I have spent over £1000’s on clamps and fines. As the lads say there is not guaranteed way of getting a clamp off. In my travels I picked up two different colored clamps and stuck them in the back of my van. One for Islonton and the other was for Camden. So when I worked there I just clamp my self and the dumb fcukers just keep driving passed. But there are “ways” of getting out of clamps if you don’t already have some like me in your boot.

1 Let the air out and turn your wheel this one dose work I have seen it done. But it has to be the old style clamps.

2. This one also dose work but they will still give you a parking ticket, also trust me on this it really piss’s them off so they will call the tow truck on your ass fast. Here is what you do. Keep four traffic cones in your boot at all times (you know the orange ones that you seen for miles on the M25 leading to know where). Just before you park take them out and place them ON THEIR SIDE’S under all four of your wheels and then reverse on to them with the tip of the cone facing under your car and the hexagon part facing away from your car. As you reverse over the cones they will fold over your wheels covering the face of the wheel. The stinky little clamper men cant get their silly clamp over the wheel because there was never designed for that  But as I say it really piss’s them off.

3. If the brown sticky stuff hits the spinning thing and the tow truck is arrives and they are trying to take your car/van. Do not let them this will cost what ever they fill like charging you so before they take your car. SIT yes that’s right sit on the tow bar at the back of the truck they can not drive away with you on there. It is illegal for them to do so. Make it clear to them that at this point you are willing to pay the release fee for the clamp. If they tell you to go fcuk your self then remind them that you are on their tow bar and that there are witness’s (you should have a crowd by now after all the shouting) and if you was to “FALL” off the tow bar you will call Clams Direct. Because we all know where there is blame there is a clam. With that they should just fold and take your money and pick on some one that is willing to just bend over and take it from them with no stress.


I hope that this is some help. I have tried all of these things and they have all worked. I can not guarantee them 100% but if you can stick it to just one clamp firm my job has been done. Because I hate them all with all my heart I mean it I would not piss on them if they were on fire so good luck all sticking it to the MAN!
 
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