Glasgow Earthquake Appeal

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URGENT - GLASGOW EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
>
> AT 00.54 ON MONDAY 23RD SEPTEMBER 2002 A MAJOR
> EARTHQUAKE HIT MEASURING 4.8 ON THE RICHTER SCALE
> EPICENTERED ON GLASGOW.
>
> Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering:
> "Ah wiz $hittin' masel", "Ah need some jellies".
>
> The Earthquake decimated the area, causing
> approximately £30 worth of damage.
>
> Untold disruption and distress was caused:
>
> * Many were woken well before their giro arrived
>
> * Several priceless collections of mementos from the
> Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged
>
> * Three areas of historic and scientifically
> significant litter were disturbed
>
>*The cone fell off the head of the statue outside
> the Modern Art Gallery
>
> * Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to
> come to terms with the fact that something interesting
> has happened in Glasgow
>
> *One resident, Mary-Alice McGregor, a 17 year old
> mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little
> Chelsea came running into my bedroom
> crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Shauni
> slept through it. I was still shaking when I was
> watching Trisha the next morning."
>
> *Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.
>
> *The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship
> 4000 crates of buckfast to the area to help the
> stricken masses.
>
> *Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble
> and have found large quan***ies of personal belongings
> including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth
> Duke at Argos.
>
> HOW YOU CAN HELP
> Clothing is most sought after.
> Items required include: -
> Sovvy rings
> Baseball caps
> Shell suits
> Tesco two stripe trainers
> White socks
> Chunky gold chains
>
>
> Food parcels may be harder to put together but are
> necessary all the same.
> Required foodstuffs include: -
> Faggots
> Buckfast
> Grey Peas
> Buckfast
> Pork Scratchings
> Buckfast
> Tripe and Onions
> Buckfast
> "Pigs Blood Pud"
> Buckfast
> Fray Bentos Pies
> Buckfast
>
>
> * £2 buys chips, scraps and ginger for a family of
> four
>
> * £10 can take a family to Coatbridge for the day,
> where children can sniff glue and spike up
> among the national collection of stinging nettles
>
> * 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious
> compensation claim
>
> Please send your credit card number.
>
 
straight to glasgi

> Faggots???

Ive a feeling you might get a couple of parcels being shipped from Digi World to Glasgow.


Human ones!!!!!

Ilmao

scoot
 
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