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one day in ireland Tony McCoy was approached by an irish farmer and begged him to ride his horse in the next race. McCoy noticed that it had never ran,but the irish farmer who was the owner/trainer said it could not be beaten," it has a great engine and jumps like a stag"said the farmer.McCoy says ok.On the way out the farmer says only 1 thing "when you come to a fence shout 1 2 3 and kick it in the belly and say up" McCoy thinks feckin farmers you would think i have never sat on a horse before.
race starts 1st fence the horse runs right through it McCoy is up it's neck.he think bloody hell, next fence same thing, he's now 30 lengths behind. next fence he shouts 1 2 3 up, horse sails over it, all the way round 1 2 3 up, gets back into the race,comes to the last 10 lentghs clear 1 2 3 up, wins 30 lengths.in the winners enclosure, McCoy says to the farmer"what was with that 1 2 3 up carry on about" and the farmer replied.
bejesus tony the horse is blind:banana:
race starts 1st fence the horse runs right through it McCoy is up it's neck.he think bloody hell, next fence same thing, he's now 30 lengths behind. next fence he shouts 1 2 3 up, horse sails over it, all the way round 1 2 3 up, gets back into the race,comes to the last 10 lentghs clear 1 2 3 up, wins 30 lengths.in the winners enclosure, McCoy says to the farmer"what was with that 1 2 3 up carry on about" and the farmer replied.
bejesus tony the horse is blind:banana:
