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Q: what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: a quarter pounder with cheese!
Q: What do you call a Welsh man with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A: Bisexual
Q: Why do men like women in leather?
A: Because they smell like new cars.
Q: What is the difference between a midget and a freak?
A: Political correctness.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer?
A: They get taller
Q: What does a Welshman call a sheep with no legs?
A: Easy!
Q: What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
Q: What has 80 balls and ****s little old ladies?
A: Bingo.
Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?
A: You make new friends every day.
Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
A: Dessert.
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: What's the difference between a dick and a paycheck?
A: Women will blow paychecks without hesitation.
A: a quarter pounder with cheese!
Q: What do you call a Welsh man with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A: Bisexual
Q: Why do men like women in leather?
A: Because they smell like new cars.
Q: What is the difference between a midget and a freak?
A: Political correctness.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer?
A: They get taller
Q: What does a Welshman call a sheep with no legs?
A: Easy!
Q: What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
Q: What has 80 balls and ****s little old ladies?
A: Bingo.
Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?
A: You make new friends every day.
Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
A: Dessert.
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: What's the difference between a dick and a paycheck?
A: Women will blow paychecks without hesitation.