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    A duck walks into a bar

    A duck walks into a bar and says, “Got any bread?”
    The barman says: “No.”
    The duck says: “Got any bread?”
    The barman says: “No.”
    The duck says: “Got any bread?”
    The barman says: “No, we do not have any bloody bread.”
    The duck says: “Got any bread?”
    The barman says: “No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any bread. Ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the bar you irritating bird. Now bugger off.”
    There was a pause…….
    The duck says: “Got any nails?”
    The barman says: “No.”
    The duck says: “Got any bread?”

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    Re: A duck walks into a bar

    Oh dear! LMAO

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    Re: A duck walks into a bar

    I liked it

    lol

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    Re: A duck walks into a bar

    thats funny lol

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    Re: A duck walks into a bar

    ducking hell .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratts View Post
    I liked it

    lol
    Were you pished at the time young Ratts?. I worry about you fella I think you are going quackers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miggy View Post
    ducking hell .

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    Were you pished at the time young Ratts?. I worry about you fella I think you are going quackers.
    don't worry miggy, I'm Ducking behind the sofa so the men in white coats cant see me

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    Re: A duck walks into a bar

    I laughed. I love jokes like that.

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    Re: A duck walks into a bar

    Ahah. Good one! :p

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    Just told it to the wife, still didnt get it.

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