I got stopped walking home from the pub last night
The policewoman said it was because I was staggering.
I told her if she lost a couple of stone, did something with her hair and maybe ditched the black clothes, she wouldn't look too bad herself.
The policewoman said it was because I was staggering.
I told her if she lost a couple of stone, did something with her hair and maybe ditched the black clothes, she wouldn't look too bad herself.